WEEK 5 ANALYSIS
MellyMel 226 NoPlanz 165
Prime time game
the o.c. 198 the kc's 188
Prime time game
In a battle of undefeated teams, Melly Mel's 4-0 "Hail2daVictors" was the 4PM Prime Time slotted game as he took on 4-0 BigPlanz. Apparently, BigPlanz didn't get the memo, as his Planz on winning obviously went up in smoke. Planz got major production, as usual from his QB Patty Mahomey as he outdueled Mel's QB, JHertz, 54-44. But that is effectively were it ended. Planz got minimum production from 4 players and that was all she wrote. Melly Mel's WR C. Ridley outscored his matchup 30-12, RB JTaylor outscored his matchup 34-10, WR KColeman beat his matchup 11-2 and Mel's kicker, KFairburn kicked his matchup 18-5. Mel's Victors take the lead in the league with a 5-0 record.
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Normally when one team is 3-1 and the other is 1-3, it's not a Prime Time matchup, but when its a sibling thing, then the networks want everyone to see this game. It actually didn't disappoint as the KC's gave it a valiant effort, but alas, they couldn't pull of the upset. The OC's even did the KC's a huge favor when they failed to notice that bye week began last Sunday and started a player on his off week. No matter. No problem.
The huge difference, and no doubt the main reason the OC's pulled this off with one less player was OC's QB Dakota Rayne Prescott. Dak outscored Drake 62-28 and that margin was justttttt enough to provide the OC's a 10 point win.
NOW LETS GET TO THE CRAZY PART... Did yall realize that as of the end of Week 5, ONLY FOUR teams have eclipsed 1000 total points scored? Yep. Jungle Bunny (4-1) leads the league in points scored with 1188. Melly's Victors (5-0) follow with 1068 and in third is The O.C. (4-1) with 1058. And take a guess who the fourth place team is? Hilariously yes, it would be the KC's with 1056 points but a record of 1-4. How is that even possible you ask? Basically, because 4 teams have scored a record number of points when playing the KC's. For whatever reason, like the Cowboys, the KC's are every teams Super Bowl. Everyone sets records against the KC's.. LOL LOL By the way, in case anyone forgot, the KC's were 1-0 after Week 1. hehehehehehe
SOMEBODY AIN'T HAPPY!!! LOL
jungle buns 257 nysky.IS.FALLING 193
Prime time game
This game was slotted in the 4pm window not just because JB (3-1) was playing daLordOfThaAncientRings (2-2), but because, just like the KC Chiefs, everybody tunes in with the hopes of seeing them lose. Well, we got our moneys worth. The Sky has Fallen to below .500 and the league couldn't be happier. No MoodMusic this week for DJ MoodMeister E.
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Sky got great points from Josh Allen (45 and Justin Jefferson (25) but the Buns pulled out a 5-piece missile that totally nuked the SkyLiners out of the sky. With 51, 40, 39, 31 and 27 from EggBuka, Javante, Chase, NOdefense, and PukaNaChuka respectively.... In the words of the boxing announcer from the Frazier/Ali fight "Down goes Moody, down goes Moody!!!!"
12pm slot games aka, the games we missed cause we was at our meeting and didn't set the dvr to record them!!
Nowadays, these would be games played in by the Gonzalez'ez. LOL. Mikey. Leggy. Peggy. Beers. No matter what U call them, the Lovable Gonzalez'ez just aren't made for Prime Time. Yet.. Soooo, in case U missed it, HoldMyBeers aka Mikey defeated BmoreKidd 191-172, with Mikey's TE Travis Kelce being the difference maker, beating his matchup 21-5.
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Unfortunately, Peggy dropped to the cellar , (perhaps she was getting Mikey some beers) with a 234-159 loss to MadDog.... Perhaps we will get a matchup of 1-win Women's Team when Peggy and KC matchup... hehehehehe
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