WEEK ONE ANALYSIS
WHAT DID WE PREDICT? WHAT DID WE GET RIGHT??
PRIME TIME GAME OF THE WEEK: THE OC OP'S THE FC
THIS game did not disappoint, unless of course, you're a fan of the Diggy Squiggys!! The OC is enjoying his drink and Diggy ain't laughing NOW.!!! A 212 to 167 beatdown will do that...
We predicted the OC (Original Commissioner) to OP (OUT PERFORM) the FC (FAKE COMMISSIONER) by 12 but by Monday morning, the OC was pounding the FC enough to make FC's lone Monday night player a non-factor. This was a GAME OVA by Monday morning!!!! And to those who laughed during the draft for The OC picking the Denver Defense in an early early round, well, just you go see if the Fire Marshall is still laughing. The Bronco defense outscored FOUR of Diggy's combined players 52.16 - 47.5. Add to that a FIF player for Diggy and the Bronco defense would have slightly fell short 52.50 - 52.16.
Diggy will not be taking a moral victory from this one. He does not believe in such, as he expressed so vehemently on the text feed.... Maybe he will get a real victory NEXT week... The OC is STILL the OC!!!
"SkyLordOfdaRings Gaslights datKiddisSTILLhott! : PrimeTime Game
There are soooo many directions we can go with this one.... Let's just pick ONE.... daKiddGotHott during the draft when he contended that he had been the victim of a fraud, a conspiracy, a bamboozlement, when his keeper, Cedarion DeLeon Lamb, was awarded him in Round 2 of the draft rather than the first round. All the smoke came his way when visual proof was given him that he was not cheated by the League Commissioner (aka The FC). Kidd left the draft huffin' and puffin' and waiting to blow SkyLords house down. But it didn't happen. Sky went into Monday nights game demolishing DaKidd 194-170.
Kidd's first round, oops, second rounder, CD "Silence of the Lamb" went very silent in the first, oops, second half when he "caught" a case of the dropsies, likely costing the Cowboys a win and likely costing daKidd a win as well.
To add fuel to the hott/fire, SkyLord had Justin "I WAS drafted in Round 1" Jefferson playing Monday night while Kidd's team could only watch as JJ ran up the score... Ya gotta love the irony in that!!!! SkyLord's Justin Jefferson did some light work, only scoring 15.8 points, but the damage was already done. The final score: 210-170. We predicted an "L" for daKidd, and we were right. datKiddisSTILLhott!!! LOL
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Peggys Mighty Morphins Falls To Melvin's Hail2daNo (Victors)
In our third PrimeTime game, we get what was DEFINITELY the closest game going into the Monday nightcap. This game was tied 117-117. Peggy got double digit scoring from all but ONE of her players, but a disappointing 19 points from Joe Burrowed "His Head In The Sand". And THAT is why Peggy lost this contest. It also didn't help that she went into Monday nights contest tied, but with ZERO players left. Meanwhile, Melvin aka "NoBody" had not one, not two, but THREE players trotting out on the field Monday night. So much for a tie.... Its safe to say that Peggy did not watch the Monday nighter!!! We predicted a win by her, but we clearly got this one wrong..... :( Melvin and his Michigan icons won handily 168-117.
THE EARLY GAMES...noone actually watched..
It's safe to say that noone saw this coming. Not even Yahoo who labeled Jungle Bougie's draft as one of the worst ones of the season. JB never lost his grip on Maddog 20/20, and cruised to a 241 - 149 win.
JB posted double digits from ALL BUT ONE player on his roster. The surprise is that the one player who did NOT post double digit scoring was the one that you would predict to get double digits EVERY week. Jamar Chase. No need this week as JB tallied 58 from Herbert, 34 from Puka Chuka, 24 from Ebeka Beka, and another 31 from his puke of a defense we call the Commodes!!
Meanwhile, Maddog had toooo many players with single digit production and his defense from Buffalo walked off the field without paying the Bill. Buffalo allowed 40 poi! OUCH...
Mikey's crew must have took the team name literally, because a few of his starters failed to show up no doubt "Holding Their Beers" while watching the others try to win without them. 8 points total from two of Mikeys WR's, and another 9 from his YoungHoe, (definitely not a good night for him! LOL) , leaving Mikey saying "WHERE'S MY MONEYYY!!!" LOL.
Big Game for BigPlanz as he ran roughshod over "HoldMyBeer" 195-158.
The KC "NoStars" showed up and showed out in their opening game, handing the BMore Kid a huge loss, 242.24 to 171.29. For a team full of NOStars, the Kim/Cory connection had little problem dispatching the Baltimoe Kid, led by Lemar Jacksons 41 points and the GB defenses 35 points. KC was simply too much Derrick Henry (54pts), Caleb Williams (43pts) and Minnesota defense (41.9 pts)
The only difficulty KC had was their QB going up against their defense. Each time Caleb Williams scored, KC's defense (Minnesota) LOST points!! Despite that conflict of interest, KC still racked up a league leading 242 points..... Nice game for havin' NOStars.....